i just full out cleaned my entire apartment and ZOOWEEMAMA i’m wiped and ready to sleep and it’s not even 7pm

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

tenaciousblink:

soon

hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

raddess:

B.E.A.M (Bees Everywhere Around Me)

toothlessromantic replied to your post: “umm…my apartment is right next to the stairwell? and sometimes drunk…”:

SET A BOOBY TRAP

lmao gotta Home Alone this thing huh

magicwhisk replied to your post: “umm…my apartment is right next to the stairwell? and sometimes drunk…”:

oh my god i feel your pain. when people walk by my front door it’s super loud and i have nightmares about people walking in and killing me all the time so i freak out when i hear it D:

right!! and i’m on the first floor so if someone’s lookin for a quick break-in they’re FOR SURE gonna go to my door like…i love the city but i hate living here…

umm…my apartment is right next to the stairwell? and sometimes drunk people stumble into my closed door? and i always think it’s someone trying to break in i’m going to die of a heart attack before i’m 21..„,

not gonna lie? folks i’m a lil nervous about walkin into the office tomorrow with my hair all blue…

but hell
i’m a young design student? the CEO will understand that right???

stvincentinexile:

If you are part of a privileged group and have to constantly demand that somebody in an oppressed group say “not all (insert privileged group here) are like that” 

what you are really demanding is that they reassure you that you’re not like that and you’re not being held accountable 

which is a cowardly thing to do and also shows the great lengths you will go to in order to avoid examining your role in a toxic system

Anonymous said: Gosh, you are the cutest thing alive.

eeee that’s so sweet thank you c:

B.E.A.M (Bees Everywhere Around Me)